Bioscope Brasse
Two brasse (friends) from Cape Town, South Africa, talk about movie news, reviews, shorts, and a little bit of kak.
Like a lobotomy but too far
Wassup Madharc***s! This week we talk about Aaron Taylor Johnson possibly being the next Bond, Matrix 5 (why?), Julia Garner becoming silver while surfing and end it off with a skiet, skop & review of Dev Patel's Monkey Man! Oh ja we also have a special shoutout & we discuss…
Sand EVERYWHERE!
Brasse! This week we review the much anticipated sequel to Dune Part 1, called Dune Part 2. We talk Timothee, Zendaya and the whole Arrakis crew in this sci fi epic review. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 01:58 Dune Part 2 review 35:14 Spoilers 01:01:27 Shoutouts 01:02:03 Goodbye…
He's a f***ing bumpkin!
Hello again. This week we review the musical Wonka! One of us enjoyed it and one of us thought it was fresh fish k*k. Can you guess which is which? Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 00:48 Wonka review 20:58 Spoilers 39:13 Shoutouts & rant 41:18 Goodbye Tik Tok:…
Teamworks, they makes the Dreamworks
Aweh! We've got 100% pure uncut movie news to shoot straight into your ear veins. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 01:04 Superhero movie news 06:52 Superbowl trailers 16:19 Road House release drama 19:24 Bassem Youssef dropped from Superman Legacy 22:41 Unknown Karate Kid star is actually famous 26:31…
Poor Things with Cassidy Nicholson
AAAYOOOO!! We went to the movies with our bra Cassidy & saw Emma Stone's whole truth! We talk a kopse k@k about stand-up, feminism, slushies, acting & astrology, all while dissecting this film from balls to tip! Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 00:32 Talking k@k to Cassidy 17:45…
No direction, just vibes.
Ahoy! Our first movie review of 2024 is Netflix's new heist romp; Lift, starring Kevin Hart. This is definitely a movie. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 01:26 Lift review 24:32 Spoilers! 33:40 Shoutouts 34:53 Goodbye Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com
The KWAAIEST & the NAAAIEST of 2023
Ahoy! You can't kick off 2024 without reflecting on 2023. In this episode we rank our kwaaiest and our naaaiest movies from last year. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 03:46 Honourable Mentions 13:15 Dishonourable Mentions 20:49 Fifth Kwaaiest film 23:14 Fourth Kwaaiest film 25:32 Third Naaaiest film 27:51…
Lamming with Loyiso Gola
Guess who's back? It's us, and special guest Loyiso Gola! We talk a kopse k@k and even about movies sometimes. Compliments of the new year & shot for listening! Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bioscopebrasse Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bioscopebrassepodcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BioscopeBrasse Email: bioscopebrasse@gmail.com
I love you but you made it awkward.
Good evening. Hot off the presses your Brasse talk movie news like casting news, being unjustly fired for standing with Palestine news, a director taking Netflix for a gat news, new Karate Kid news and not much more! Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 02:49 Anya Taylor Joy rumoured…
Anticipate, don't improvise
Mornings! This week, barring a few random tangents, we discuss David Fincher's new Netflix thriller The Killer. We also critique the movies that made our brasse cry. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 00:45 The Killer review 16:49 Spoilers! 27:59 Which movies always make you cry? 36:28 Goodbye Tik…
Let's Get into the News!
The strike is over! Which means we're back (even though the strike did not affect us at all) It's the first of our news only episode so if you're here for a review...haaties. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 03:20 The strike is over! 12:02 Hollywood: What now? 17:23…
Jody, you bastard!
Aweh! Yes it's true, Jody is a bastard but not for the reason you think. This week we talk some k@k about the Hulk Hogan biopic, Julia Ormand going after Weinstein & Co, WGA strike demands met and lastly, a review of The Equalizer 3. Is it pot kreef or…
Pressure makes diamonds but it's a scam.
Hello again. It's us, your friendly neighbourhood movie brasse. This week we dive into Jean-Claude Van Damme being unbearable on Street Fighter and Leslie Jones Ghostbuster beef before our double impact review of No Hard Feelings and Blue Beetle. Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 01:25 JCVD was "out…
Reunited and it feels so good!
This week talk some k@k about Michael Caine’s retirement, Leo Dicaprio as The Riddler, John Woo’s US return and the Rotten Tomatoes skandaal before we get into our double feature review of The Expendables 4 and Talk To Me! Shot for listening! 00:00 It starts here 02:06 Michael Caine retiring…
Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse
To whom it may concern. We, the Bioscope Brasse, are back with another banger. In this episode we talk Vin Diesel's delusion, Barbie's billion, William Friedkin's death, Gal Gadot's lack of talent, Alec Baldwin not houing his bek and finally, we discuss the 2nd instalment of the greatest Spider-Man story…
Barbie with Hilda VLK
Hi Barbies & Kens. we're back in your earholes with a dope review and an even better guest. In this episode, with the help of Hilda, we get into the nitty gritty of the WGA & SAG strike before we discuss, in incredible depth, the Barbie movie. Shot for listening!…
Joyride
Nǐ hǎo Brasse! How the hell are you? Ag, we're fine. This week we talk about the new Superman and Lois, what's happening on the Deadpool 3 set, what's new with Jonathan Majors, what's the beef between Vietnam and Barbie, WTF is going on with Summer blockbuster flops, what!? Alan…
The Flash
Hello brasse. It's us, your brasse...from the bioscope. This week we talk petty Vin Diesel, James Bond Broccoli misogyny, Marvel's predator problem, the skilful censors of the UAE, the next Batman director and Warner Bros simping for Nolan. We then give you a slow review for The Flash and end…
Fast X with The Casual Dork Podcast
Fast X your seatbelts! We saw Fast X with The Casual Dork Podcast and we have a lot to discuss. First we dive into upcoming sequels, Quentin Tarantino being a movie boomer & the passing of Ray Stevenson THEN we get into the nitty gritty of the family in Fast…
Air, Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves, Renfield and The Super Mario Bros Movie
Ahoy me Brasse! There's no time for intros cause we're dropping a damn MEGASODE. It's 4 for the price of 1 this week as we bring you 4 reviews of one movie. No wait, what? We're doing reviews on 4 movies damnit. Anyway, no time for news, it's ALL review…