The Gareth Cliff Show

Hoërskool Hulp

09.03.22 Pt 1 - Nina Hastie is our special guest co-host, and she opens up about how her mental health has been for the past few months. Chris Beamish from Revix then gives us the latest news on Bitcoin.

8 Mar 2022 11PM 53 min

Does Black Tax have any Pros?

08.03.22 Pt 2 - Lebang is the ultimate optimist as she tries to list some of the pros of black tax, but are there any? WhatsApp etiquette is needed - especially when it comes to group chats... can they please be used for what they were created for!

8 Mar 2022 12AM 57 min

Gareth wants to be Immortal

08.03.22 Pt 1 - Gareth wants to figure out a way to live forever, he not in the metaverse. Maybe neurolink and cancer studies can provide the solution. Lebang discusses baby number 5 and the costs on her back... but she can have as many kids as she wants, it's…

7 Mar 2022 11PM 58 min

Coolest TV Shows of All Time!

07.02.22 Pt 2 - Leigh-Ann has a sensitive tummy, Lebang was lied to at a church camp about calamari rings being made from a pig’s butt, and Penny Stein answers the age-old question of milk or tea first.

7 Mar 2022 12AM 54 min

How many times has Santa been Googled?

07.03.22 Pt 1 - The CliffCentral research team is working overtime, as they find out how many times people have Googled whether Santa is real. Lebang wants to know how best to break the news that the tooth fairy isn't real to her kids... and did you know that being…

6 Mar 2022 11PM 52 min

Is it a Shark, a Truck Boat or a Land Yacht?

04.03.22 Pt 2 - Our old friend Casper de Vries joins us to talk about his upcoming comedy show, and a tick bite that he got during lockdown. Leigh-Ann shares how ‘drug factory’ beads implanted in mice take out tumors within a week.

4 Mar 2022 12AM 59 min

How Long can you be Engaged for?

04.03.22 Pt 1 - Our special guest co-host is comedian Shanray Van Wyk. A holder of many jobs, he talks about being engaged, and asks how long is too long? Leigh-Ann and Gareth weigh in with their inexperienced opinions. The team then find themselves going down soapie memory lane.

3 Mar 2022 11PM 58 min

Should Cape Town be independent?

03.03.22 Pt 2 - Phil Craig and Mighti Jamie join Gareth and Phumi to unpack the big issues affecting the world - including the Ukraine invasion by Russia, South Africa's UN vote, and an update on the Cape Independence movement.

3 Mar 2022 12AM 59 min

Pick up your Dog Poop!

03.03.22 Pt 1 - Phumi gives us a lesson on self love - and it starts with picking up your dog’s poop. Celebrities have their own take on the Russia/Ukraine crisis... and unsurprisingly it’s cringeworthy!

2 Mar 2022 11PM 58 min

Ant Lives Matter

02.03.22 Pt 2 - Seems like falling asleep while your barber is cutting your hair is a thing between Gareth and Flax. Simphiwe is reminded about her childhood punishment when Flax brings up his parents having a sjambok. And ever wondered how many ants it would take to kill a…

2 Mar 2022 12AM 57 min

Cruel Simphiwe & Tough Love Flax

02.03.22 Pt 1 - Tough love is the theme of the day as Simphiwe wants kids who lose their school jerseys suffer, and Michael Flax wants broken arms as life lessons. And the news headlines lead to more talk about the Russia Ukraine conflict.

1 Mar 2022 11PM 55 min

Granny wants Grandkids

01.03.22 Pt 2 - Simphiwe’s birthday month is upon us and she has a long list of gifts in mind, but her Grandmom has only one thing on her list - grandkids! Sleep hygiene science should really include the removal of makeup ladies... Gareth’s pillowcases and towels will thank you.

1 Mar 2022 12AM 54 min

The Roof is on Fire

01.03.22 Pt 1 - A bar burns down during a fireworks display gone wrong when Goodluck was performing... talk about bad luck! And Simphiwe shares some of the items on her birthday wishlist.

28 Feb 2022 11PM 58 min

How to Deal with Call Centre People

28.02.22 Pt 2 - The team tries to crack how to deal with call centre agents in the most polite way, but fail dismally. Leigh-Ann shows off her ‘pomp’ hotline voice. And Quintin Wils joins us to talk about his Harry Potter collection.

28 Feb 2022 12AM 57 min

Weza the Farmer

28.02.22 Pt 1 - Leigh-Ann spent her first night in her new home, and she shares how her moving experience was. And Weza tells us about a dog that attacked a leopard!

27 Feb 2022 11PM 1 hour

The Man who Kicked Schwarzenegger

25.02.21 Pt 2 - Just in case you didn’t know, Suhayl is a qualified doctor and he shares some of his ER stories, including the man who kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger. Leigh-Ann once went to Hillbrow to get a belly piercing. Rinus le Roux is an author and keynote speaker -…

25 Feb 2022 12AM 58 min

First Lady of the Swingers

25.02.22 Pt 1 - Tinder Swindler TikTok sensation Suhayl Essa is our special guest co-host. Are we on the brink of experiencing World War lll, or are we jumping the gun? Leigh-Ann gives some insights on what being in a swingers club was like.

24 Feb 2022 11PM 56 min

Weaponising Black Trauma for Financial Gain

24.02.22 Pt 2 - Leeto Nthoba and Anthea Gardner join the team to dissect the budget speech by Finance Minister Enoch Godongwana, and how it will impact the ordinary Joe in South Africa. Leeto then looks at the commodification of white fear and black historic pain.

24 Feb 2022 12AM 57 min

Should Russia Attack?

24.02.22 Pt 1 - Our intern Bakh'abantu Gaqa joins the team and gets a bit of a tongue lashing from Phumi about wanting to leave work without having finished his tasks. It’s true what they say, truth is crazier than fiction. Phumi throws in a young flex of attending the…

23 Feb 2022 11PM 59 min

Hacks for Dummies

23.02.21 Pt 2 - Simphiwe reveals her latest Instagram addiction - watching chalk crushing ASMR videos, which gets the team sharing about the other weird things they enjoy watching on social media. Weather isn’t usually discussed, but Gareth couldn’t resist talking about a breathtaking sunset he saw.

23 Feb 2022 12AM 50 min