The Gareth Cliff Show

No bra birthday

08.06.20 Pt 1 - 43 is the new 40 and Leigh-Ann Mol is living proof of this scientific truth. Has lockdown pointed out to us who is of value? Are sportsmen and women grossly overpaid? Duccio's 'Madonna and Child' was great, but Madonna displaying her child on social media is…

8 Jun 2020 12AM 50 min

The only Gay Zulu in the Village

05.06.20 Pt 2 - Astronauts are people too, they have fears. What a world we live in where children can dream of lighting their farts. Are human beings inherently lazy? Imagine being the only gay Zulu in the village? Timothy Maurice then joins us to talk about the dangers of…

5 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 06 min

Girth at the bottom

05.06.20 Pt 1 - Is Siya a Japanese uncle? Can you imagine having to deliver a baby and the mom is a surgeon? There's a hangover at the Mol home as freedom is being rolled out to South Africans at large. For some people the dream is beer and their…

5 Jun 2020 12AM 52 min

Bobbies on the Beat

04.06.20 Pt 2 - Is the court ruling about the unconstitutional nature of lockdown a great win for society at large, or potential disaster for the health of the nation? Has the government managed South Africa correctly during Covid-19? What are we to make of rioters?

4 Jun 2020 1AM 1 hr 08 min

From the Palace to the holding cell

04.06.20 Pt 1 - Should you hold grudges, or just let it go? If you moved house during the pandemic, you deserve a medal. If you give somebody a horrible gift, what is an acceptable way for them to deal with that? Nobody wants to get Mbulelo as a gift…

4 Jun 2020 12AM 51 min

Drive-Ins & Drive-Thru Strip Clubs

03.06.20 Pt 2 - When you party, you really should do it like there's a world record which you are aiming for. Sean Binder and Lyle Masters join us to discuss Mother City Drive-In, which will take us all back to being able to gather to enjoy the arts. You…

3 Jun 2020 1AM 42 min

The Tale of Tunnel Bear

03.06.20 Pt 1 - If times become tough, you can just fire your cat. Singing at the drive thru... is that cool or just annoying for a minimum wage worker? If someone is fat, just presume they understand food - don't be a skinny Tunnel Bear using person, just trust…

3 Jun 2020 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Shawshank: Booze edition

02.06.20 Pt 2 - The Shawshank Redemption of the booze store is a tale for the ages. South Africans are not a bunch of rule following humans... perhaps that hasn't reached government ears. Phillip Hartmann from togetherforcapetown.com joins us to tell us about his venture to raise 3 million meals…

2 Jun 2020 1AM 55 min

Reality & Regifting

02.06.20 Pt 1 - It's back to reality for a very hungover South Africa, are we ready to leave Zoom meetings behind? Is level 3 an air pollution level? Marching bands were ushering in the booze yesterday, what is going on? If your business can't fit on one side of…

2 Jun 2020 12AM 54 min

Game, set, match - Roger that!

01.06.20 Pt 2 - Could Jack Dorsey leave San Francisco to live in Bloemfontein? RuPaul has got the gay community saying "for frack's sake!" The ladies on The Bachelor are of a better quality this year... is Covid great for romance? Tennis stars are richer than ever. Should vegans have…

1 Jun 2020 1AM 58 min

Lizzie on a Pony

01.06.20 Pt 1 - The rocket going to the ISS gives humanity hope, even in a global pandemic. If you have balls, don't camp in a tent right now. If you need humbling, remember there's always somebody thinner and richer than you... stay humble. The Queen is on a pony…

1 Jun 2020 12AM 55 min

Don't thrush to wash your hands

29.05.20 Pt 2 - What's the repayment rule if you give money to a friend as a loan? It's 2020, if you aren't using a machete and broom for sex, are you even human? Are there any celebrities who look like your testicles? Dr Jonathan Witt joins us to detail…

29 May 2020 1AM 1 hr 01 min

Mandarin or Musk's baby?

29.05.20 Pt 1 - Don't get a partner who just wants to fight all the time. Sometimes you have to know how to rub your technology in the right way. If you need booze, get your mom in a wheelchair to queue for you. Is that Mandarin or Elon Musk's…

29 May 2020 12AM 59 min

Dudu's career goes doodoos

28.05.20 Pt 2 - Has the inept nature of the South African state changed leftist ideology and veneration of the ANC's government? Should the military be able to judge their own cases of egregious violence imposed upon the society? Dudu Myeni has finally been deemed to be a delinquent director,…

28 May 2020 1AM 51 min

Last Dance with Twitter

28.05.20 Pt 1 - Is it reasonable for people to have rules for guests in the house? Is Bloemfontein actually the Frozen Tundra? What's all the hype about Michael Jordan's documentary? Madonna is apparently obsessed with size. Donald Trump hates Twitter, and he told us this on Twitter.

28 May 2020 12AM 1 hr 01 min

Erections VS Warts

27.05.20 Pt 2 - Cows are domesticated by humans sucking their nipples apparently. Damon reveals himself as the worst tea maker on the planet, and also tells a disturbing tale about growths on his back. If you moisturise, how do you dry out... have you heard of starfishing on a…

27 May 2020 1AM 56 min

Milking the stockpile

27.05.20 Pt 1 - Is this possibly Damon's last show ever? Gym is a place of spiritual sanctity for some... when are those opening? The Kalavari home has had to swap roles and it's been interesting. What type of lockdown human being are you? Level 5 - awesome haircut length,…

27 May 2020 12AM 58 min

How important is underwear really?

26.05.20 Pt 2 - Is not wearing underwear a serious social faux pas? If you want to be ready for the next pandemic, start planting seeds now that you can eat. A 113-year-old woman in Spain will inspire you with her will to live. Garlic is not only good for…

26 May 2020 1AM 52 min

Don't squirt me at the door

26.05.20 Pt 1 - Do clocks really matter in a global pandemic? Time has warped, how are we feeling about this? How many coronavirus roadblocks are there on the journey from Johannesburg to Durban? Shop local people, they need you! If you don't clean your mess, Phumi will judge you.

26 May 2020 12AM 59 min

Romantic Dolphins & Hitler’s Alligator

25.05.20 Pt 2 - Hydroxychloroquine is Trump's thing, let him live a little. His golf game is also getting some work, which is fair because of stress. If you love booze, bury your stash in the yard so the family doesn't get any... but be careful - Karens are everywhere!…

25 May 2020 1AM 46 min